Fandom medic: I’m so dark and brooding and dignified all I want to do is play muh violin at night and think about what a dark past I have I’m angsty and turn straight men gay
Actual medic: hey bruh look at this fucking bread loaf that grew teeth I put it in a jar watch me shake it lol
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"
…I like to think that when Garrus and Femshep “retire somewhere tropical”, they just get a beach house where they have epic water fights with the rest of the Normandy crew.
Side note: who says well-placed cutouts are exclusive to human swimsuits? :D
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “WE WANT YOU TO BE NICE TO THE GUESTS”
Bottom Text: “BUT YOU’RE BEING TOO NICE.”]