one laid back titty with no pretention

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

Hank Hill - Turn Down For Hwat
487,528 plays

thecuriousmachine:

sellout-boy:

ohellocaptain:

Play this at my funeral otherwise I’m coming back and slapping all you basic bitches.

same

Bugs Bunny - Buggin'
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freejimmer:

khaleighdreams:

if ya’ll don’t know who i am…ya buggin’…

bugs really dissed michael jordan

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

luxwing:

replace everyone in tf2 with a dozen spiders each

dustbowl is just a bunch of spiders skittering around yelling insults at each other wearing hats

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

fyeahjokeredi:

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lets not use you as a reference joker

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troybakerrr:

184,917 plays

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.